1 00:00:01,123 --> 00:00:02,756 Oh, america! What's up? 2 00:00:02,757 --> 00:00:03,824 You look great. 3 00:00:03,825 --> 00:00:05,025 Sometimes on our show, 4 00:00:05,026 --> 00:00:06,494 there's just too much delicious 5 00:00:06,495 --> 00:00:07,795 goodness to squeeze into an 6 00:00:07,796 --> 00:00:08,297 episode. 7 00:00:08,298 --> 00:00:09,730 All of us have tons of crazy 8 00:00:09,731 --> 00:00:11,065 moments like that that you've 9 00:00:11,066 --> 00:00:11,700 never seen. 10 00:00:11,701 --> 00:00:13,033 So I came up with a brilliant 11 00:00:13,034 --> 00:00:14,268 idea to take those moments and 12 00:00:14,269 --> 00:00:15,303 put them in one episode. 13 00:00:15,304 --> 00:00:16,504 Yes, so, please, america. 14 00:00:16,505 --> 00:00:17,771 Send him "thanank you" letters, 15 00:00:17,772 --> 00:00:19,107 because you're about to see all 16 00:00:19,108 --> 00:00:20,374 of our UN-aired bonus footage. 17 00:00:20,375 --> 00:00:21,842 Let's get yolo! 18 00:00:21,843 --> 00:00:22,910 What's yolo? 19 00:00:22,911 --> 00:00:24,078 You only live once! 20 00:00:24,079 --> 00:00:25,479 Let's get you only live once? 21 00:00:25,480 --> 00:00:25,847 Yeah. 22 00:00:25,847 --> 00:00:26,515 That makes no... 23 00:00:26,516 --> 00:00:27,548 let's get you only live once 24 00:00:27,549 --> 00:00:29,117 and watch those clips right now. 25 00:00:29,118 --> 00:00:30,384 That makes sense to you. 26 00:00:30,385 --> 00:00:33,687 To you, that makes sense? 27 00:00:33,688 --> 00:00:35,389 Prepare for something 28 00:00:35,390 --> 00:00:36,158 amazing. 29 00:00:36,159 --> 00:00:37,359 Hey, mustache, what's up? 30 00:00:39,027 --> 00:00:40,729 I want my mommy! 31 00:00:42,331 --> 00:00:45,065 I will never forgive you! 32 00:00:45,066 --> 00:00:46,568 Larry! 33 00:00:51,673 --> 00:00:53,407 So, here's a bit of trivia 34 00:00:53,408 --> 00:00:54,408 for youse. 35 00:00:55,076 --> 00:00:56,410 Before we film a challenge, we 36 00:00:56,411 --> 00:00:57,778 decide who goes first by yelling 37 00:00:57,779 --> 00:00:58,347 "not it." 38 00:00:58,347 --> 00:00:58,880 Not it. 39 00:00:58,880 --> 00:00:59,314 Not it. 40 00:00:59,314 --> 00:00:59,714 Not it. 41 00:00:59,714 --> 00:01:00,549 You're up first. 42 00:01:00,549 --> 00:01:00,882 Ah! 43 00:01:01,416 --> 00:01:02,883 You lose, which means you're 44 00:01:02,884 --> 00:01:04,385 up first, which means you're in 45 00:01:04,386 --> 00:01:05,154 for a treat. 46 00:01:05,155 --> 00:01:06,687 Footage of Sally boy over here 47 00:01:06,688 --> 00:01:09,657 working as a receptionist. 48 00:01:09,658 --> 00:01:10,159 Sign in. 49 00:01:10,160 --> 00:01:11,160 I need to ask you a couple 50 00:01:11,160 --> 00:01:11,893 questions real quick. 51 00:01:11,894 --> 00:01:14,162 Pick up the phone. 52 00:01:14,163 --> 00:01:15,563 Hey, Maurice, could you find 53 00:01:15,564 --> 00:01:15,964 the... 54 00:01:15,964 --> 00:01:16,831 Yes. 55 00:01:16,832 --> 00:01:17,865 I couldn't find the files from 56 00:01:17,866 --> 00:01:18,267 earlier. 57 00:01:18,267 --> 00:01:18,967 Put your finger up. 58 00:01:18,967 --> 00:01:19,801 Put your finger up to her. 59 00:01:19,802 --> 00:01:20,901 Now, I'll be right with you. 60 00:01:20,902 --> 00:01:22,436 Just one second. 61 00:01:22,437 --> 00:01:23,071 All right. 62 00:01:23,072 --> 00:01:24,339 Now, just leave it there, sal. 63 00:01:25,707 --> 00:01:28,476 Yeah. 64 00:01:28,477 --> 00:01:30,478 Uh... well, I did. I... 65 00:01:30,479 --> 00:01:30,879 Yes. 66 00:01:30,880 --> 00:01:32,180 After lunch, they do that. 67 00:01:32,181 --> 00:01:33,314 Move that finger closer to 68 00:01:33,315 --> 00:01:33,615 her. 69 00:01:33,615 --> 00:01:34,483 Get it closer to her. 70 00:01:34,484 --> 00:01:36,385 Yeah, I mean, it depends. 71 00:01:37,652 --> 00:01:38,752 One second. 72 00:01:38,753 --> 00:01:39,688 Okay. 73 00:01:39,688 --> 00:01:40,622 Yeah, I'm gonna work overtime 74 00:01:40,623 --> 00:01:43,491 tonight. 75 00:01:43,492 --> 00:01:44,658 Just one second. 76 00:01:44,659 --> 00:01:46,595 Hold on... hold on one second. 77 00:01:47,496 --> 00:01:48,563 Yeah, Maurice... 78 00:01:49,464 --> 00:01:50,964 Just one second, please. 79 00:01:50,965 --> 00:01:51,900 Two. Uh-huh. 80 00:01:51,901 --> 00:01:53,201 Get that finger closer to 81 00:01:53,202 --> 00:01:53,568 her. 82 00:01:53,569 --> 00:01:54,735 Closer! Closer! 83 00:01:54,736 --> 00:01:56,704 Look how close it looks. 84 00:01:56,705 --> 00:01:57,206 Closer. 85 00:01:57,207 --> 00:01:58,306 Well, you can tell him that 86 00:01:58,307 --> 00:01:59,473 Janet said that they'd be there, 87 00:01:59,474 --> 00:02:00,674 and I put the file on his desk. 88 00:02:00,675 --> 00:02:02,976 I left it right with him. 89 00:02:02,977 --> 00:02:04,212 You good? 90 00:02:04,213 --> 00:02:07,282 Okay. Thank you. 91 00:02:07,649 --> 00:02:08,082 I'm sorry. 92 00:02:08,082 --> 00:02:09,082 I'll be right with you. 93 00:02:11,019 --> 00:02:12,220 What would you... what would you 94 00:02:12,221 --> 00:02:13,287 do if someone went like that to 95 00:02:13,288 --> 00:02:13,555 you? 96 00:02:13,556 --> 00:02:14,622 Would you know it was a joke, or 97 00:02:14,623 --> 00:02:15,756 would you get mad, or what would 98 00:02:15,757 --> 00:02:16,124 you do? 99 00:02:16,125 --> 00:02:17,525 I would lick or kiss the 100 00:02:17,526 --> 00:02:18,526 finger. 101 00:02:18,660 --> 00:02:19,793 I wish you wouldn't say 102 00:02:19,794 --> 00:02:20,794 things like that. 103 00:02:22,030 --> 00:02:22,864 All right, Amy. 104 00:02:22,865 --> 00:02:24,232 Okay, sal, so give this woman 105 00:02:24,233 --> 00:02:25,233 a pedicure. 106 00:02:28,603 --> 00:02:29,371 He's looking at the other 107 00:02:29,371 --> 00:02:29,738 people... 108 00:02:29,738 --> 00:02:30,572 To see what the other people 109 00:02:30,572 --> 00:02:30,905 are doing. 110 00:02:30,939 --> 00:02:31,806 To see how they give a 111 00:02:31,806 --> 00:02:32,241 pedicure. 112 00:02:32,241 --> 00:02:33,074 How long have you been in 113 00:02:33,074 --> 00:02:33,442 New York? 114 00:02:33,443 --> 00:02:34,608 Well... 115 00:02:34,609 --> 00:02:36,043 Everything she says, try to 116 00:02:36,044 --> 00:02:37,578 repeat exactly what she's saying 117 00:02:37,579 --> 00:02:38,579 as she says it. 118 00:02:38,913 --> 00:02:39,947 How long have you been up in 119 00:02:39,948 --> 00:02:40,615 this neighborhood? 120 00:02:40,616 --> 00:02:41,749 Just, um, since June. 121 00:02:41,750 --> 00:02:42,917 Just, um, since June. 122 00:02:43,985 --> 00:02:45,152 Both: It's younger there and 123 00:02:45,153 --> 00:02:49,257 European. 124 00:02:49,258 --> 00:02:50,091 Good? Okay. 125 00:02:50,092 --> 00:02:51,325 Gently shush her when she 126 00:02:51,326 --> 00:02:51,760 talks. 127 00:02:51,761 --> 00:02:53,261 How long's your, uh, commute 128 00:02:53,262 --> 00:02:53,995 on the subway? 129 00:02:53,995 --> 00:02:54,663 Half an hour. 130 00:02:54,664 --> 00:02:56,096 Shh. 131 00:02:56,097 --> 00:02:57,164 Half an hour. 132 00:02:57,165 --> 00:02:58,165 Shh. 133 00:02:58,767 --> 00:02:59,568 If I get the con... 134 00:02:59,569 --> 00:03:00,735 shh. 135 00:03:02,537 --> 00:03:03,438 You said you were in what part 136 00:03:03,438 --> 00:03:03,872 of Brooklyn? 137 00:03:03,873 --> 00:03:05,006 Uh... 138 00:03:05,807 --> 00:03:07,776 Shh. 139 00:03:10,612 --> 00:03:11,446 It's expensive... 140 00:03:11,446 --> 00:03:12,446 shh. 141 00:03:15,950 --> 00:03:16,984 Open-mouth sneeze on her 142 00:03:16,985 --> 00:03:17,319 foot. 143 00:03:17,319 --> 00:03:17,986 Oh, my god. 144 00:03:17,987 --> 00:03:19,186 That would be amazing if he does 145 00:03:19,187 --> 00:03:22,957 that. 146 00:03:23,725 --> 00:03:24,626 Sorry. 147 00:03:24,626 --> 00:03:25,626 Put that back in. 148 00:03:30,999 --> 00:03:32,934 He's hiding! He's hiding! 149 00:03:35,103 --> 00:03:36,404 You guys were merciless with 150 00:03:36,405 --> 00:03:37,138 me on that one. 151 00:03:37,138 --> 00:03:38,006 If... if you were... 152 00:03:38,006 --> 00:03:39,006 shh. 153 00:03:41,676 --> 00:03:42,344 Hi, how are you? 154 00:03:42,344 --> 00:03:43,211 Good. How are you? 155 00:03:43,212 --> 00:03:44,212 Good. 156 00:03:46,315 --> 00:03:46,615 Okay. 157 00:03:46,616 --> 00:03:49,049 You're just picking up or... 158 00:03:49,050 --> 00:03:49,918 You need to try them on. 159 00:03:49,919 --> 00:03:51,519 Oh, gotcha. Okay. 160 00:03:51,520 --> 00:03:52,321 Get ready to compliment those 161 00:03:52,322 --> 00:03:54,722 pants, sal. 162 00:03:54,723 --> 00:03:56,056 Those are nice 163 00:03:56,057 --> 00:03:57,057 pants! 164 00:03:57,926 --> 00:03:58,693 Do it. Do it. 165 00:03:58,693 --> 00:03:59,494 Hey, Laura, those 166 00:03:59,495 --> 00:04:00,828 are nice pants! 167 00:04:00,829 --> 00:04:02,095 Do it. Do it. 168 00:04:02,096 --> 00:04:02,764 Hey, Laura. 169 00:04:02,765 --> 00:04:03,897 Those are nice 170 00:04:03,898 --> 00:04:05,467 pants. 171 00:04:07,836 --> 00:04:08,803 Oh, another 172 00:04:08,803 --> 00:04:09,338 pair of pants. 173 00:04:09,339 --> 00:04:10,604 Oh, those are 174 00:04:10,605 --> 00:04:11,605 nice, too! 175 00:04:13,542 --> 00:04:16,076 Laura... 176 00:04:16,077 --> 00:04:17,746 Those are nice pants, too. 177 00:04:19,548 --> 00:04:21,048 I like those better than the 178 00:04:21,049 --> 00:04:22,616 other ones. 179 00:04:22,617 --> 00:04:25,018 Oh, my god! 180 00:04:25,019 --> 00:04:27,889 Those are my favorite pants! 181 00:04:29,524 --> 00:04:31,059 Laura! 182 00:04:32,661 --> 00:04:35,596 Oh, my god! 183 00:04:35,597 --> 00:04:37,631 Laura! 184 00:04:37,632 --> 00:04:40,568 Those are my favorite! 185 00:04:40,569 --> 00:04:42,371 You see Laura's pants?! 186 00:04:44,272 --> 00:04:45,573 You sound like, uh, the 187 00:04:45,574 --> 00:04:46,375 kool-aid guy. 188 00:04:46,376 --> 00:04:48,677 Oh, yeah! 189 00:04:50,111 --> 00:04:50,812 All right. 190 00:04:50,812 --> 00:04:51,513 Enough is enough with me. 191 00:04:51,513 --> 00:04:52,381 But stick around, because we 192 00:04:52,382 --> 00:04:53,382 have clips from murr coming up 193 00:04:53,382 --> 00:04:53,948 next. 194 00:04:53,949 --> 00:04:59,019 Woe is me! 195 00:04:59,020 --> 00:05:00,554 You know, some people don't 196 00:05:00,555 --> 00:05:01,955 realize this, but I'm actually 197 00:05:01,956 --> 00:05:02,657 a mastermind. 198 00:05:02,658 --> 00:05:03,857 The mastermind with the 199 00:05:03,858 --> 00:05:04,693 fool-proof plan. 200 00:05:04,694 --> 00:05:05,927 Yeah, that never works. 201 00:05:07,028 --> 00:05:07,862 Sometimes it works. 202 00:05:07,863 --> 00:05:09,096 No, no, no. Zero. 203 00:05:09,097 --> 00:05:10,798 Exactly zero times it works. 204 00:05:10,799 --> 00:05:11,832 There was one time. 205 00:05:11,833 --> 00:05:12,401 Never. 206 00:05:12,401 --> 00:05:12,901 Never. 207 00:05:12,901 --> 00:05:13,468 All right. 208 00:05:13,469 --> 00:05:14,803 Let's take a look at the master 209 00:05:14,836 --> 00:05:17,405 at work. 210 00:05:17,406 --> 00:05:17,839 Angelo. 211 00:05:17,839 --> 00:05:18,773 James. Nice to meet you. 212 00:05:18,773 --> 00:05:19,674 How long have you been a member 213 00:05:19,674 --> 00:05:20,074 of the gym? 214 00:05:20,075 --> 00:05:22,676 Uh... 215 00:05:22,677 --> 00:05:24,211 He's been going to this gym 216 00:05:24,212 --> 00:05:25,079 for 20 years?! 217 00:05:25,080 --> 00:05:26,914 What is Murray gonna tell him? 218 00:05:26,915 --> 00:05:28,248 Do you, uh, aerobic, as well? 219 00:05:28,249 --> 00:05:29,783 Every day you come in? 220 00:05:29,784 --> 00:05:30,419 You've never done aerobic 221 00:05:30,420 --> 00:05:32,420 exercise a day in your life? 222 00:05:32,421 --> 00:05:33,654 Jumping Jacks. Right now. 223 00:05:33,655 --> 00:05:34,423 Let's do some cardio, okay? 224 00:05:34,424 --> 00:05:36,290 Do it! 225 00:05:39,628 --> 00:05:40,429 Faster! 226 00:05:40,429 --> 00:05:41,229 Faster! Faster! 227 00:05:41,230 --> 00:05:42,230 Let's do it a bit faster. 228 00:05:42,231 --> 00:05:44,231 Go! Go! Go! Go! 229 00:05:44,232 --> 00:05:45,133 Want to build up a sweat. 230 00:05:45,133 --> 00:05:46,067 You got to build up a sweat. 231 00:05:46,067 --> 00:05:46,435 That's it. 232 00:05:46,435 --> 00:05:47,335 All right, all right, all 233 00:05:47,335 --> 00:05:47,636 right. 234 00:05:47,636 --> 00:05:48,537 Stop. Stop suddenly. 235 00:05:48,537 --> 00:05:49,438 Good. Take it slow. 236 00:05:49,438 --> 00:05:50,038 Take it slow. 237 00:05:50,038 --> 00:05:50,605 Take it slow. 238 00:05:50,605 --> 00:05:51,540 Whew. 239 00:05:51,540 --> 00:05:52,474 Murr, jumping Jacks! 240 00:05:52,475 --> 00:05:54,709 Jumping Jacks! 241 00:05:55,910 --> 00:05:57,712 Come on. Faster. Faster. 242 00:05:58,680 --> 00:05:59,347 The woman on the mat. 243 00:05:59,347 --> 00:05:59,914 Look at the woman. 244 00:05:59,915 --> 00:06:01,849 Look at the woman on the mat! 245 00:06:01,850 --> 00:06:03,250 In circles. Go in circles. 246 00:06:03,251 --> 00:06:04,152 Go in circles. 247 00:06:04,152 --> 00:06:04,886 Circle it up. 248 00:06:04,886 --> 00:06:05,787 That's it. Right here. 249 00:06:05,787 --> 00:06:06,755 I'm right here. 250 00:06:06,756 --> 00:06:07,855 I'm right here. 251 00:06:07,856 --> 00:06:08,989 I'm right here. 252 00:06:08,990 --> 00:06:10,458 I'm right here. You and me. 253 00:06:10,459 --> 00:06:12,125 All right. Calm down. 254 00:06:12,126 --> 00:06:13,160 When you get caught doing the 255 00:06:13,161 --> 00:06:14,161 same routine, you're not making 256 00:06:14,162 --> 00:06:14,663 any progress. 257 00:06:14,663 --> 00:06:15,497 You have to keep the body 258 00:06:15,498 --> 00:06:16,764 guessing between aerobic... 259 00:06:16,765 --> 00:06:17,898 Murr! Jumping Jacks! 260 00:06:17,899 --> 00:06:19,200 And anaerobic workout. 261 00:06:21,202 --> 00:06:22,136 Spin, spin, spin. 262 00:06:22,136 --> 00:06:22,937 Go free form. 263 00:06:22,938 --> 00:06:23,971 Free form. Spin around. 264 00:06:23,972 --> 00:06:24,639 Spin around. 265 00:06:24,640 --> 00:06:26,640 This guy's just following 266 00:06:26,641 --> 00:06:27,208 him. 267 00:06:27,209 --> 00:06:28,943 That's it. 268 00:06:29,478 --> 00:06:30,511 And now in my face. 269 00:06:30,512 --> 00:06:31,279 Let's do it. 270 00:06:31,280 --> 00:06:32,480 Let's do it together. 271 00:06:32,481 --> 00:06:33,381 That's it. 272 00:06:33,381 --> 00:06:34,148 That's it. 273 00:06:34,148 --> 00:06:35,083 Right here. 274 00:06:35,084 --> 00:06:38,519 You are a man! 275 00:06:38,520 --> 00:06:39,553 Why'd you stop, bro? 276 00:06:39,554 --> 00:06:40,489 I thought you were stopping. 277 00:06:40,489 --> 00:06:41,489 Oh. 278 00:06:44,092 --> 00:06:45,926 If any of us were on the 279 00:06:45,927 --> 00:06:47,928 floor, we would have been dead. 280 00:06:47,929 --> 00:06:49,096 It would have been a totally 281 00:06:49,097 --> 00:06:49,764 different joke. 282 00:06:49,765 --> 00:06:50,931 It would have been about killing 283 00:06:50,932 --> 00:06:51,399 one of us. 284 00:06:51,399 --> 00:06:51,766 Right. 285 00:06:51,767 --> 00:06:53,366 Do a jumping Jack. Go. 286 00:06:53,367 --> 00:06:54,903 Joe? Wake up. Joe? 287 00:06:55,937 --> 00:06:56,771 I got to tell you, though. 288 00:06:56,771 --> 00:06:57,606 You look great in a headband. 289 00:06:57,607 --> 00:06:58,607 That headband did a great job 290 00:06:58,607 --> 00:06:59,574 keeping my forehead out of my 291 00:06:59,574 --> 00:07:00,574 eyes. 292 00:07:01,876 --> 00:07:03,043 Do you play? 293 00:07:03,044 --> 00:07:03,578 No. 294 00:07:03,578 --> 00:07:03,912 No? 295 00:07:03,912 --> 00:07:04,912 You're doing pretty good. 296 00:07:05,514 --> 00:07:06,347 Ask her what her name is. 297 00:07:06,348 --> 00:07:07,948 I'm James, by the way. 298 00:07:07,949 --> 00:07:09,116 Brandi, nice to meet you. 299 00:07:09,117 --> 00:07:10,384 Where you from? 300 00:07:10,418 --> 00:07:12,019 Oh, is that right? 301 00:07:12,020 --> 00:07:13,120 Brandi, I have to tell you 302 00:07:13,121 --> 00:07:13,622 something. 303 00:07:13,623 --> 00:07:14,955 I have to tell you something, 304 00:07:14,956 --> 00:07:15,557 by the way. 305 00:07:15,558 --> 00:07:16,558 I am an artist. 306 00:07:16,558 --> 00:07:17,358 I am an artist. 307 00:07:17,359 --> 00:07:18,425 I wrote a song about you in 308 00:07:18,426 --> 00:07:19,127 my head right now. 309 00:07:19,128 --> 00:07:20,594 And I wrote a song about you 310 00:07:20,595 --> 00:07:21,695 in my head right now. 311 00:07:21,696 --> 00:07:22,997 And I'm gonna play it for 312 00:07:23,031 --> 00:07:24,999 you, right now, on this piano. 313 00:07:25,033 --> 00:07:27,434 Go ahead, buddy. 314 00:07:27,435 --> 00:07:28,236 Everything. 315 00:07:28,237 --> 00:07:29,269 I have everything. 316 00:07:29,270 --> 00:07:30,071 Apparently, I've got 317 00:07:30,071 --> 00:07:31,071 everything. 318 00:07:35,076 --> 00:07:36,444 Brandi. 319 00:07:42,216 --> 00:07:44,952 ♪ Brandi from Guam 320 00:07:44,953 --> 00:07:47,555 ♪ you are the bomb 321 00:07:47,556 --> 00:07:50,824 ♪ my face makes you vom 322 00:07:50,825 --> 00:07:54,262 ♪ my face makes you vom 323 00:07:54,295 --> 00:08:01,836 ♪ Brandi is so from Guam 324 00:08:02,604 --> 00:08:04,605 ♪ Brandi from Guam 325 00:08:04,606 --> 00:08:06,274 ♪ I'm hairy like king Kong 326 00:08:06,307 --> 00:08:09,476 ♪ I'm hairy like king Kong 327 00:08:09,477 --> 00:08:11,178 ♪ can I get some? 328 00:08:11,179 --> 00:08:13,046 ♪ Can I get some? 329 00:08:13,047 --> 00:08:15,216 ♪ Oh, Brandi 330 00:08:16,384 --> 00:08:17,585 oh! 331 00:08:17,586 --> 00:08:20,453 ♪ Brandi from Guam 332 00:08:20,454 --> 00:08:23,324 ♪ left me like my mom 333 00:08:26,861 --> 00:08:28,261 if I had a nickel for every 334 00:08:28,262 --> 00:08:29,897 woman that's run that fast from 335 00:08:29,898 --> 00:08:30,898 me... 336 00:08:31,032 --> 00:08:31,800 That got away. 337 00:08:31,800 --> 00:08:32,366 Got away. 338 00:08:32,367 --> 00:08:33,667 Got away changes that figure 339 00:08:33,668 --> 00:08:34,668 drastically. 340 00:08:36,037 --> 00:08:37,170 He gets most of them before they 341 00:08:37,171 --> 00:08:38,171 hit the highway. 342 00:08:38,506 --> 00:08:39,940 We're all in luck, because we 343 00:08:39,941 --> 00:08:41,208 have more never-before-seen 344 00:08:41,209 --> 00:08:42,309 clips of murr playing a 345 00:08:42,310 --> 00:08:43,044 podiatrist. 346 00:08:43,044 --> 00:08:43,411 Oh. 347 00:08:43,412 --> 00:08:44,488 Getting down with the feetsies. 348 00:08:44,512 --> 00:08:47,014 Let's take a look. 349 00:08:47,015 --> 00:08:47,616 Okay. 350 00:08:47,617 --> 00:08:49,149 So, now, which leg is hurting 351 00:08:49,150 --> 00:08:49,618 more? 352 00:08:49,619 --> 00:08:50,651 Fix the back of the chair. 353 00:08:50,652 --> 00:08:51,620 It wasn't fixed for her. 354 00:08:51,620 --> 00:08:52,286 It's not my feet.. 355 00:08:52,287 --> 00:08:53,287 Is this not that comfortable? 356 00:08:53,287 --> 00:08:54,188 Let me tilt this back up for 357 00:08:54,188 --> 00:08:54,956 you, okay? 358 00:08:54,957 --> 00:08:56,157 Oop. Sorry. 359 00:08:56,725 --> 00:08:57,965 Oh, do it back and forth and 360 00:08:57,992 --> 00:08:59,793 up and down. 361 00:08:59,794 --> 00:09:01,261 Keep moving her up 362 00:09:01,262 --> 00:09:01,830 and down. 363 00:09:01,831 --> 00:09:03,064 Keep moving her up and down. 364 00:09:04,532 --> 00:09:05,099 Yeah. There we go. 365 00:09:05,133 --> 00:09:07,635 Is that better? 366 00:09:07,636 --> 00:09:09,236 Okay, murr, say, "all right, 367 00:09:09,237 --> 00:09:10,337 so with the feet..." 368 00:09:10,338 --> 00:09:10,905 With the feet... 369 00:09:10,905 --> 00:09:11,472 "You know what? 370 00:09:11,473 --> 00:09:12,513 Let me adjust this chair." 371 00:09:13,842 --> 00:09:14,643 You know what? 372 00:09:14,644 --> 00:09:18,813 Let me adjust the chair. 373 00:09:19,881 --> 00:09:22,382 Keep doing it! 374 00:09:22,383 --> 00:09:22,951 Is that better? 375 00:09:22,951 --> 00:09:23,551 Yeah, it's good. 376 00:09:23,551 --> 00:09:24,418 A little more comfortable? 377 00:09:24,418 --> 00:09:24,986 Yeah. 378 00:09:24,986 --> 00:09:25,887 Great. Okay. 379 00:09:25,887 --> 00:09:26,788 Let's take a look. 380 00:09:26,788 --> 00:09:27,689 Murr, we're just gonna check 381 00:09:27,689 --> 00:09:28,422 out this foot right here. 382 00:09:28,423 --> 00:09:29,657 I'm just gonna check this 383 00:09:29,658 --> 00:09:30,758 foot out real quick, okay? 384 00:09:30,759 --> 00:09:31,660 Now just stand up, buddy. 385 00:09:31,661 --> 00:09:34,261 Pop right up. Stand up. 386 00:09:34,262 --> 00:09:34,729 Okay. 387 00:09:34,729 --> 00:09:35,664 And now swing your leg over 388 00:09:35,665 --> 00:09:38,531 it so your ass is facing her. 389 00:09:38,532 --> 00:09:42,036 Put her leg through your legs. 390 00:09:43,371 --> 00:09:44,838 The foot, uh... the right 391 00:09:44,839 --> 00:09:46,474 foot, do you feel any pressure? 392 00:09:49,210 --> 00:09:50,243 You almost got it, bud. 393 00:09:50,244 --> 00:09:50,979 Swing and a miss. 394 00:09:50,980 --> 00:09:52,813 Do you feel any pressure with 395 00:09:52,814 --> 00:09:54,682 the right foot over here at all? 396 00:09:54,683 --> 00:09:56,050 She went to grab his ass! 397 00:09:58,753 --> 00:09:59,853 I'm gonna get the doctor real 398 00:09:59,854 --> 00:10:01,022 quick on this. 399 00:10:02,290 --> 00:10:03,490 She didn't know anyone was 400 00:10:03,491 --> 00:10:04,125 watching her. 401 00:10:04,125 --> 00:10:04,592 Right. 402 00:10:04,593 --> 00:10:05,826 So, that was just all for 403 00:10:05,827 --> 00:10:06,194 her. 404 00:10:06,194 --> 00:10:06,661 Yeah. 405 00:10:06,662 --> 00:10:07,728 What's odd, though, is that I 406 00:10:07,729 --> 00:10:08,629 never thought I had a juicy 407 00:10:08,630 --> 00:10:10,363 buttocks. 408 00:10:10,364 --> 00:10:10,832 Oh, god. 409 00:10:10,833 --> 00:10:11,865 Please don't... please don't say 410 00:10:11,866 --> 00:10:12,466 things like that. 411 00:10:12,466 --> 00:10:13,401 Well, I don't have a 412 00:10:13,401 --> 00:10:14,235 squeezable buttocks. 413 00:10:14,236 --> 00:10:15,403 Okay. 414 00:10:15,970 --> 00:10:17,170 My butt is kind of bony and 415 00:10:17,171 --> 00:10:18,405 not squeezable and enjoyable. 416 00:10:18,406 --> 00:10:19,273 After we come back from the 417 00:10:19,273 --> 00:10:20,074 break, we'll see some clips 418 00:10:20,075 --> 00:10:23,243 about q. 419 00:10:23,244 --> 00:10:27,014 My butt. 420 00:10:27,015 --> 00:10:28,481 We are taking a look, tonight, 421 00:10:28,482 --> 00:10:29,883 at never-before-seen moments. 422 00:10:29,884 --> 00:10:31,318 And right now, it is q's turn. 423 00:10:31,319 --> 00:10:33,286 Q, how do you do it, buddy? 424 00:10:33,287 --> 00:10:34,022 How do I do what? 425 00:10:34,023 --> 00:10:35,322 Just stumble your way through 426 00:10:35,323 --> 00:10:36,290 every day of your life? 427 00:10:36,291 --> 00:10:37,390 You know, it's a skill. 428 00:10:37,391 --> 00:10:38,759 No matter what time of day it 429 00:10:38,760 --> 00:10:39,927 is, you always seem cranky, 430 00:10:39,928 --> 00:10:41,762 tired, and disoriented. 431 00:10:41,763 --> 00:10:42,731 All right. Okay. 432 00:10:42,732 --> 00:10:44,097 That's because you guys set out 433 00:10:44,098 --> 00:10:45,298 to make me look that way. 434 00:10:45,299 --> 00:10:46,734 I feel this new footage is gonna 435 00:10:46,735 --> 00:10:47,968 position me in a new light. 436 00:10:47,969 --> 00:10:48,903 Okay. Okay, okay. 437 00:10:48,904 --> 00:10:50,203 So, let's take a look at some 438 00:10:50,204 --> 00:10:51,472 never-before-seen, UN-aired q 439 00:10:51,505 --> 00:10:52,806 moments. 440 00:10:52,807 --> 00:10:53,507 We are from 441 00:10:53,507 --> 00:10:54,408 sensitivity coaches, 442 00:10:54,408 --> 00:10:55,076 incorporated. 443 00:10:55,077 --> 00:10:56,309 We've been hired to come speak 444 00:10:56,310 --> 00:10:57,644 with you today on sensitivity in 445 00:10:57,645 --> 00:10:58,312 the workplace. 446 00:10:58,312 --> 00:10:59,113 Okay. 447 00:10:59,113 --> 00:11:00,048 Please make sure to remain 448 00:11:00,048 --> 00:11:00,749 professional. 449 00:11:00,750 --> 00:11:01,750 These are your clients, your 450 00:11:01,750 --> 00:11:02,183 co-workers. 451 00:11:02,184 --> 00:11:03,250 They are not your friends, and 452 00:11:03,251 --> 00:11:03,785 nicknames... 453 00:11:03,785 --> 00:11:04,753 to make them appropriate. 454 00:11:04,786 --> 00:11:06,253 Correct. 455 00:11:06,254 --> 00:11:07,254 For the... 456 00:11:10,925 --> 00:11:12,192 wow. 457 00:11:12,193 --> 00:11:14,895 That was probably actually the 458 00:11:14,896 --> 00:11:16,663 most racist music. 459 00:11:16,664 --> 00:11:17,598 Why did we put that in? 460 00:11:17,599 --> 00:11:18,966 It came preloaded. 461 00:11:18,967 --> 00:11:19,967 Oh, okay. 462 00:11:20,234 --> 00:11:22,035 Inappropriate nicknames would 463 00:11:22,036 --> 00:11:22,771 be, uh... 464 00:11:22,771 --> 00:11:23,637 Kung fu Lou. 465 00:11:23,637 --> 00:11:24,572 Kung fu Lou. 466 00:11:24,573 --> 00:11:25,573 Kung fu Lou. 467 00:11:25,574 --> 00:11:27,374 Unless... unless his name is 468 00:11:27,375 --> 00:11:27,942 Lou... 469 00:11:27,943 --> 00:11:29,476 And he happens to do kung fu. 470 00:11:29,477 --> 00:11:31,012 Then that's just respect. 471 00:11:33,414 --> 00:11:34,514 All right. 472 00:11:34,515 --> 00:11:35,083 Okay. 473 00:11:35,083 --> 00:11:36,083 Uh... 474 00:11:38,086 --> 00:11:39,552 So, inappropriate nicknames 475 00:11:39,553 --> 00:11:40,821 for this gentleman in the 476 00:11:40,822 --> 00:11:43,056 office. 477 00:11:43,057 --> 00:11:44,057 Okay. 478 00:11:45,626 --> 00:11:46,794 Black-aroni and cheese. 479 00:11:46,795 --> 00:11:47,495 You guys aren't gonna like if 480 00:11:47,495 --> 00:11:48,196 somebody's like "yo, you seen 481 00:11:48,197 --> 00:11:49,362 black-aroni and cheese?" 482 00:11:49,363 --> 00:11:50,131 Yeah, right? 483 00:11:50,132 --> 00:11:51,800 You mean, Trevor? 484 00:11:54,268 --> 00:11:55,336 Now... 485 00:11:57,906 --> 00:11:58,472 Okay. 486 00:11:58,473 --> 00:12:03,978 A kid in a wheelchair. 487 00:12:05,814 --> 00:12:07,080 Uh, don't call the kid in the 488 00:12:07,081 --> 00:12:08,049 wheelchair "wheels." 489 00:12:08,050 --> 00:12:09,818 What's up, wheels? 490 00:12:14,688 --> 00:12:15,389 Oh, man. 491 00:12:15,390 --> 00:12:16,857 You actually tackled Joe in 492 00:12:16,858 --> 00:12:18,025 slow motion at the end. 493 00:12:18,026 --> 00:12:19,126 Sometimes I can't take it, 494 00:12:19,127 --> 00:12:19,460 man. 495 00:12:19,460 --> 00:12:20,328 I just can't take it. 496 00:12:20,329 --> 00:12:21,461 But your body looks like a 497 00:12:21,462 --> 00:12:21,896 puppet. 498 00:12:21,897 --> 00:12:23,530 You know, when you release... 499 00:12:23,531 --> 00:12:24,866 like a marionette? 500 00:12:27,035 --> 00:12:27,936 Oh, my god! 501 00:12:27,937 --> 00:12:29,236 You do that really well. 502 00:12:29,237 --> 00:12:29,838 All right. 503 00:12:29,839 --> 00:12:31,171 So, there's still more of q. 504 00:12:31,172 --> 00:12:32,249 Let's take a look at another 505 00:12:32,273 --> 00:12:34,207 never-before-seen clip. 506 00:12:34,208 --> 00:12:35,242 All right. 507 00:12:35,243 --> 00:12:36,343 Here it is. 508 00:12:36,344 --> 00:12:37,744 It's decision time. 509 00:12:37,745 --> 00:12:40,747 Pick your poison! 510 00:12:40,748 --> 00:12:42,282 Catch someone in a net. 511 00:12:42,283 --> 00:12:42,851 Like a fishing net. 512 00:12:42,884 --> 00:12:44,517 Net us a person. 513 00:12:44,518 --> 00:12:46,086 Oh, and throw a water balloon 514 00:12:46,087 --> 00:12:46,855 at someone. 515 00:12:46,855 --> 00:12:47,855 Yeah, yeah! 516 00:12:48,456 --> 00:12:49,223 They're both good choices. 517 00:12:49,224 --> 00:12:50,290 I know it's like, "which one? 518 00:12:50,291 --> 00:12:51,125 They're both so good." 519 00:12:51,126 --> 00:12:52,259 I hate the three of you. 520 00:12:52,260 --> 00:12:53,393 I'm gonna catch someone in a 521 00:12:53,394 --> 00:12:53,694 net. 522 00:12:53,694 --> 00:12:54,495 Oh! 523 00:12:54,495 --> 00:12:55,363 All right. 524 00:12:55,364 --> 00:12:56,629 You're gonna try. 525 00:12:56,630 --> 00:12:57,998 I'm immediately regretting my 526 00:12:57,999 --> 00:12:59,399 choice now that I'm holding this 527 00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:00,334 giant net in my hand. 528 00:13:00,335 --> 00:13:01,634 Looks completely natural. 529 00:13:01,635 --> 00:13:04,237 Yes. 530 00:13:04,238 --> 00:13:06,740 Oh, oh, oh! 531 00:13:12,947 --> 00:13:14,147 He's got to net them, right, 532 00:13:14,148 --> 00:13:14,916 like down to here? 533 00:13:14,916 --> 00:13:15,749 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 534 00:13:15,749 --> 00:13:16,584 You got to catch someone. 535 00:13:16,584 --> 00:13:17,285 They're getting away. 536 00:13:17,285 --> 00:13:17,886 I know. 537 00:13:17,887 --> 00:13:18,887 You think this is easy? 538 00:13:18,887 --> 00:13:19,420 Here we go. 539 00:13:19,420 --> 00:13:20,254 This guy right here. 540 00:13:20,255 --> 00:13:21,421 Yeah, this guy to the right. 541 00:13:21,422 --> 00:13:21,722 Yep. 542 00:13:21,722 --> 00:13:22,123 Yep. 543 00:13:22,124 --> 00:13:25,159 The element of surprise. 544 00:13:26,995 --> 00:13:28,261 Hey, what's going on, man? 545 00:13:28,262 --> 00:13:29,262 How you doing? 546 00:13:30,498 --> 00:13:31,764 You look like a catch is what 547 00:13:31,765 --> 00:13:32,500 I'm saying, huh? 548 00:13:32,500 --> 00:13:33,267 Okay. 549 00:13:33,267 --> 00:13:34,002 So, you are trying, man. 550 00:13:34,002 --> 00:13:34,702 We'll give you that. 551 00:13:34,702 --> 00:13:35,669 You're trying, but you are not 552 00:13:35,669 --> 00:13:36,404 netting anyone. 553 00:13:36,405 --> 00:13:37,470 You're not catching somebody. 554 00:13:37,471 --> 00:13:38,771 The card specifically says... 555 00:13:38,772 --> 00:13:39,607 I know. I know what it says. 556 00:13:39,608 --> 00:13:40,608 I know what it says! 557 00:13:41,375 --> 00:13:43,945 That guy, that guy. 558 00:13:45,713 --> 00:13:46,547 Oh, my gosh! 559 00:13:46,548 --> 00:13:47,548 Oh, my goodness! 560 00:13:52,420 --> 00:13:53,154 I... please. 561 00:13:53,155 --> 00:13:55,355 That's my favorite net. 562 00:13:55,356 --> 00:13:56,024 You can keep it. 563 00:13:56,025 --> 00:13:57,557 You can have it. 564 00:13:57,558 --> 00:13:58,926 Oh, my god. 565 00:13:58,927 --> 00:13:59,993 That's... 566 00:13:59,994 --> 00:14:01,995 oh! 567 00:14:01,996 --> 00:14:03,730 Technically, I caught him 568 00:14:03,731 --> 00:14:04,933 before he... he... 569 00:14:06,935 --> 00:14:07,501 You know what? 570 00:14:07,502 --> 00:14:08,535 Let me tell you something about 571 00:14:08,536 --> 00:14:08,970 that guy. 572 00:14:08,971 --> 00:14:09,971 Is he actually turned out to be 573 00:14:09,971 --> 00:14:10,939 really, really nice after he 574 00:14:10,939 --> 00:14:11,739 found out it was a joke. 575 00:14:11,739 --> 00:14:12,073 Right. 576 00:14:12,073 --> 00:14:12,941 When he thought he was 577 00:14:12,941 --> 00:14:13,741 getting caught in a net, he 578 00:14:13,741 --> 00:14:14,475 wasn't happy about it. 579 00:14:14,475 --> 00:14:14,808 No. 580 00:14:14,808 --> 00:14:15,709 He thought I was a crazy 581 00:14:15,710 --> 00:14:17,845 jerk. 582 00:14:23,617 --> 00:14:24,818 Slap yourself. 583 00:14:26,387 --> 00:14:27,520 We all want to do it from 584 00:14:27,521 --> 00:14:28,721 here, so we figure we'd put you 585 00:14:28,722 --> 00:14:29,657 in charge. 586 00:14:29,658 --> 00:14:30,823 And don't make it a love tap. 587 00:14:30,824 --> 00:14:31,659 Make it a hefty slap. 588 00:14:31,692 --> 00:14:35,195 Use that meat hook you got. 589 00:14:35,196 --> 00:14:36,329 All right, purp. 590 00:14:36,330 --> 00:14:37,231 'Sup, purps. 591 00:14:37,231 --> 00:14:38,066 What's going on? 592 00:14:38,066 --> 00:14:38,832 Hi. 593 00:14:38,832 --> 00:14:39,767 Come here often? 594 00:14:39,768 --> 00:14:41,068 Um... 595 00:14:41,069 --> 00:14:42,870 Now. 596 00:14:44,973 --> 00:14:46,039 Is there any places around 597 00:14:46,040 --> 00:14:47,240 her kind of nice that I should 598 00:14:47,241 --> 00:14:47,508 see? 599 00:14:47,508 --> 00:14:48,009 There's a lot. 600 00:14:48,009 --> 00:14:48,509 There's a lot. 601 00:14:48,509 --> 00:14:49,210 Give me just... just give me 602 00:14:49,211 --> 00:14:51,578 your favorite. 603 00:14:51,579 --> 00:14:52,280 Brother Jimmy's. 604 00:14:52,281 --> 00:14:53,347 Now. 605 00:14:54,348 --> 00:14:56,416 What else? 606 00:14:56,417 --> 00:14:57,218 Um... 607 00:14:57,219 --> 00:14:58,618 She thinks this is hitting on 608 00:14:58,619 --> 00:14:59,619 her. 609 00:15:00,221 --> 00:15:01,488 He's hitting on her and hitting 610 00:15:01,489 --> 00:15:01,990 himself. 611 00:15:01,991 --> 00:15:02,991 He's hitting on him. 612 00:15:02,991 --> 00:15:03,824 I'm not sure. 613 00:15:03,825 --> 00:15:04,857 You're not sure? 614 00:15:04,858 --> 00:15:05,259 No. 615 00:15:05,259 --> 00:15:05,726 Now. 616 00:15:05,727 --> 00:15:07,361 Now. 617 00:15:08,362 --> 00:15:09,696 Deuce. 618 00:15:09,697 --> 00:15:10,937 We dropped the deuce on him. 619 00:15:11,332 --> 00:15:11,832 All right. 620 00:15:11,832 --> 00:15:12,333 I'm gonna go. 621 00:15:12,333 --> 00:15:13,001 Yeah, you go. 622 00:15:13,002 --> 00:15:14,002 I would appreciate it if you 623 00:15:14,002 --> 00:15:14,402 would go. 624 00:15:14,402 --> 00:15:15,203 But let me tell you one more 625 00:15:15,203 --> 00:15:15,769 thing before you go. 626 00:15:15,769 --> 00:15:16,470 Oh, just one more thing 627 00:15:16,470 --> 00:15:16,904 before you go. 628 00:15:16,905 --> 00:15:18,006 Now. 629 00:15:21,875 --> 00:15:23,277 Bye! 630 00:15:25,646 --> 00:15:26,879 You have the meatiest of 631 00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:27,315 hooks. 632 00:15:27,315 --> 00:15:27,815 I do. 633 00:15:27,816 --> 00:15:28,816 So, that was coming in... you 634 00:15:28,816 --> 00:15:29,583 were coming in with some 635 00:15:29,583 --> 00:15:30,018 velocity. 636 00:15:30,018 --> 00:15:30,618 Giant ham hands. 637 00:15:30,619 --> 00:15:31,651 Look at the difference in 638 00:15:31,652 --> 00:15:32,153 your hands. 639 00:15:32,154 --> 00:15:33,621 You could crush his skull. 640 00:15:34,055 --> 00:15:35,155 I feel like I'm holding hands 641 00:15:35,156 --> 00:15:36,156 with a girlfriend. 642 00:15:37,858 --> 00:15:39,026 When we come back from break, 643 00:15:39,027 --> 00:15:40,060 we're gonna take a look at some 644 00:15:40,061 --> 00:15:41,029 of Joe's never-before-seen 645 00:15:41,029 --> 00:15:41,562 moments. 646 00:15:41,562 --> 00:15:42,196 Your turn! 647 00:15:42,197 --> 00:15:45,032 Oh! 648 00:15:45,033 --> 00:15:46,799 Joe's approach can be summed 649 00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:48,102 up in one word... loud. 650 00:15:48,502 --> 00:15:49,569 Everybody has a strategy, 651 00:15:49,570 --> 00:15:50,803 mine is just louder, that's all. 652 00:15:50,804 --> 00:15:52,105 Is that a strategy or a way 653 00:15:52,106 --> 00:15:53,406 of life, 'cause I've met your 654 00:15:53,407 --> 00:15:54,707 family, and you're all louder 655 00:15:54,708 --> 00:15:55,409 than the next. 656 00:15:55,409 --> 00:15:56,144 It's ridiculous. 657 00:15:56,145 --> 00:15:57,377 People that marry into your 658 00:15:57,378 --> 00:15:58,578 family... like, if they're not 659 00:15:58,579 --> 00:15:59,879 loud, the day after the wedding, 660 00:15:59,880 --> 00:16:01,048 they're sitting 661 00:16:01,049 --> 00:16:02,115 there going like this, cracking 662 00:16:02,116 --> 00:16:03,084 jokes and stuff like that! 663 00:16:03,084 --> 00:16:03,884 You want to be heard. 664 00:16:03,884 --> 00:16:04,585 You want to be heard. 665 00:16:04,585 --> 00:16:05,486 On that note, 666 00:16:05,486 --> 00:16:06,287 let's take a look at some 667 00:16:06,288 --> 00:16:09,089 brand-new clips from Joe! 668 00:16:09,090 --> 00:16:10,557 Joe, you see this guy in the 669 00:16:10,558 --> 00:16:11,492 blue bathing suit? 670 00:16:11,493 --> 00:16:13,660 Stand right over him until hehe 671 00:16:13,661 --> 00:16:17,330 wakes up and notices. 672 00:16:17,331 --> 00:16:19,099 Oh, this is tough. 673 00:16:19,100 --> 00:16:19,867 You're gonna get him punched, 674 00:16:19,867 --> 00:16:20,201 man. 675 00:16:20,201 --> 00:16:20,734 In the balls. 676 00:16:20,734 --> 00:16:21,269 In the balls. 677 00:16:21,270 --> 00:16:24,805 Wha-bam! 678 00:16:31,845 --> 00:16:32,380 Doing all right? 679 00:16:32,381 --> 00:16:33,381 Everything's okay here? 680 00:16:34,448 --> 00:16:35,083 Are you doing okay? 681 00:16:35,083 --> 00:16:35,683 Yeah, I'm good. 682 00:16:35,684 --> 00:16:36,684 We've got the rip tide and 683 00:16:36,684 --> 00:16:37,151 everything. 684 00:16:37,151 --> 00:16:37,818 You did all right? 685 00:16:37,818 --> 00:16:38,652 Yeah, I'm all right. 686 00:16:38,652 --> 00:16:39,220 Okay, good. 687 00:16:39,221 --> 00:16:40,487 Just checking in with everybody, 688 00:16:40,488 --> 00:16:41,688 making sure everybody's doing 689 00:16:41,689 --> 00:16:42,456 okay on the beach. 690 00:16:42,457 --> 00:16:43,457 Thanks, bud. 691 00:16:44,425 --> 00:16:46,460 Yeah, he's okay. 692 00:16:50,431 --> 00:16:52,432 That's so weird. 693 00:16:52,433 --> 00:16:53,700 All right, Joey. 694 00:16:53,701 --> 00:16:55,603 This guy in the yellow shorts. 695 00:16:58,472 --> 00:16:59,506 I'm trying to work out the 696 00:16:59,507 --> 00:16:59,840 angle. 697 00:16:59,841 --> 00:17:00,940 He's got his, like, leg crossed 698 00:17:00,941 --> 00:17:01,875 with like a weird arm. 699 00:17:01,876 --> 00:17:03,443 And it's such a weird 700 00:17:03,444 --> 00:17:05,113 position. 701 00:17:07,381 --> 00:17:08,548 You doing okay? 702 00:17:08,549 --> 00:17:09,549 Everything okay? 703 00:17:10,017 --> 00:17:10,784 Everything okay with the rip 704 00:17:10,785 --> 00:17:11,918 tide? 705 00:17:11,919 --> 00:17:13,019 Earlier, in the water, you were 706 00:17:13,020 --> 00:17:13,887 okay? 707 00:17:13,887 --> 00:17:14,655 Good. It's all good. 708 00:17:14,655 --> 00:17:15,323 And you're good, too? 709 00:17:15,356 --> 00:17:16,889 From earlier? 710 00:17:16,890 --> 00:17:18,291 You were in the water earlier? 711 00:17:18,292 --> 00:17:18,759 Oh, no. 712 00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:20,127 You were only in the beach? 713 00:17:20,128 --> 00:17:22,162 Oh, okay. 714 00:17:22,163 --> 00:17:23,296 Oh, an hour ago? 715 00:17:23,297 --> 00:17:23,697 No, no. 716 00:17:23,697 --> 00:17:24,432 I thought... sorry. 717 00:17:24,433 --> 00:17:25,498 I thought that it was earlier 718 00:17:25,499 --> 00:17:26,499 when you were in the water. 719 00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:27,634 I didn't know if that was you. 720 00:17:27,635 --> 00:17:29,237 You... you haven't been... 721 00:17:29,670 --> 00:17:30,770 'Cause they had called it in 722 00:17:30,771 --> 00:17:31,205 earlier. 723 00:17:31,206 --> 00:17:32,640 Somebody had the... you were in 724 00:17:32,673 --> 00:17:34,474 the water... 725 00:17:34,475 --> 00:17:37,444 "can you move, please?" 726 00:17:37,445 --> 00:17:37,911 Oh, okay. 727 00:17:37,911 --> 00:17:38,512 Then it wasn't you. 728 00:17:38,512 --> 00:17:39,313 I was looking for the other guy, 729 00:17:39,313 --> 00:17:39,613 then. 730 00:17:39,614 --> 00:17:40,981 It wasn't... no. It wasn't him. 731 00:17:42,750 --> 00:17:43,950 That was one of the rare 732 00:17:43,951 --> 00:17:45,285 moments that the cops have been 733 00:17:45,286 --> 00:17:45,986 called on us. 734 00:17:45,986 --> 00:17:46,420 Yes. 735 00:17:46,421 --> 00:17:47,620 What was his complaint to the 736 00:17:47,621 --> 00:17:48,021 police? 737 00:17:48,021 --> 00:17:48,989 "Excuse me, there's a 738 00:17:48,990 --> 00:17:50,423 beach-patrol guy with his crotch 739 00:17:50,424 --> 00:17:51,759 too close to my sleeping body." 740 00:17:52,426 --> 00:17:53,060 But wait. 741 00:17:53,061 --> 00:17:54,194 There's more Joe footage to 742 00:17:54,195 --> 00:17:54,528 come. 743 00:17:54,528 --> 00:17:55,329 Let's take a look at him working 744 00:17:55,329 --> 00:17:56,063 at the white castle 745 00:17:56,164 --> 00:17:57,797 drive-through. 746 00:17:57,798 --> 00:17:59,632 Joe, hand her everything 747 00:17:59,633 --> 00:18:00,667 individually. 748 00:18:00,668 --> 00:18:01,668 Napkins... 749 00:18:01,669 --> 00:18:03,570 Condiments, straws, salt... 750 00:18:03,571 --> 00:18:04,737 One at a time. 751 00:18:04,738 --> 00:18:06,339 Everything à la carte. 752 00:18:06,340 --> 00:18:07,441 Okay. 753 00:18:07,475 --> 00:18:10,477 There's your large sweet tea. 754 00:18:10,478 --> 00:18:14,381 Here's a straw for your drink. 755 00:18:14,382 --> 00:18:15,816 There's a napkin. 756 00:18:18,051 --> 00:18:18,919 There's your sack of onion 757 00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:21,488 rings. 758 00:18:21,489 --> 00:18:22,855 And that's the bag for the sack 759 00:18:22,856 --> 00:18:23,856 of onion rings. 760 00:18:25,526 --> 00:18:28,195 First cheeseburger. 761 00:18:28,196 --> 00:18:32,031 Bag for the first cheeseburger. 762 00:18:32,032 --> 00:18:34,534 Second cheeseburger. 763 00:18:34,535 --> 00:18:36,035 Ketchup for the second 764 00:18:36,036 --> 00:18:37,070 cheeseburger. 765 00:18:38,239 --> 00:18:40,240 Here's the honey mustard. 766 00:18:40,241 --> 00:18:41,408 Here's a honey mustard. 767 00:18:41,409 --> 00:18:42,942 Here's a honey mustard. 768 00:18:42,943 --> 00:18:45,445 There's honey mustard. 769 00:18:45,446 --> 00:18:46,513 Honey mustard. 770 00:18:46,514 --> 00:18:47,881 Honey mustard. 771 00:18:49,483 --> 00:18:51,285 Thank you. Enjoy. 772 00:18:52,620 --> 00:18:53,487 Oh, my god. 773 00:18:53,488 --> 00:18:54,854 My cheeks hurt right now. 774 00:18:54,855 --> 00:18:56,223 Like Copperfield... one at at 775 00:18:56,224 --> 00:18:56,557 time. 776 00:18:56,558 --> 00:18:57,758 It was all in the prestige. 777 00:18:58,392 --> 00:18:59,426 Here you go. 778 00:18:59,427 --> 00:19:00,693 My favorite's when you just 779 00:19:00,694 --> 00:19:01,994 started throwing into 780 00:19:01,995 --> 00:19:02,995 the car. 781 00:19:03,431 --> 00:19:04,797 Now let's take a look at some 782 00:19:04,798 --> 00:19:06,233 never-before-seen footage of Joe 783 00:19:06,234 --> 00:19:07,834 working as a receptionist. 784 00:19:07,835 --> 00:19:08,436 Here you go. 785 00:19:08,436 --> 00:19:09,237 Have a seat right there. 786 00:19:09,238 --> 00:19:10,803 Cool. 787 00:19:10,804 --> 00:19:12,572 Doing all right, Glen? 788 00:19:12,573 --> 00:19:13,640 Good, man. 789 00:19:13,641 --> 00:19:14,442 Joe, while you're talking to 790 00:19:14,442 --> 00:19:15,243 him, why don't you get up and, 791 00:19:15,244 --> 00:19:16,810 uh, adjust yourself? 792 00:19:19,813 --> 00:19:21,481 They have a new piano coming 793 00:19:21,482 --> 00:19:23,082 out that works with Bluetooth. 794 00:19:23,083 --> 00:19:24,150 It works with Bluetooth. 795 00:19:24,151 --> 00:19:25,552 Bluetooth technology... it plays 796 00:19:25,553 --> 00:19:26,586 the melody in your ear. 797 00:19:26,587 --> 00:19:27,255 Scratch your ass with the 798 00:19:27,288 --> 00:19:28,388 desk. 799 00:19:28,389 --> 00:19:29,257 Now, you find... you like 800 00:19:29,290 --> 00:19:31,891 t-mobile? 801 00:19:31,892 --> 00:19:32,493 Yeah? 802 00:19:32,494 --> 00:19:33,693 I had atandt for a while, and I 803 00:19:33,694 --> 00:19:34,827 switched over to the other 804 00:19:34,828 --> 00:19:35,263 company. 805 00:19:35,264 --> 00:19:36,396 They gave the better plan. 806 00:19:36,397 --> 00:19:37,097 Unlimited minutes. 807 00:19:37,098 --> 00:19:38,130 Get that desk in your ass 808 00:19:38,131 --> 00:19:38,466 crack. 809 00:19:38,467 --> 00:19:39,632 What kind of data plan do you 810 00:19:39,633 --> 00:19:42,369 got? 811 00:19:42,370 --> 00:19:44,170 This guy is unflappable. 812 00:19:44,171 --> 00:19:45,405 I bet he's a poker champ. 813 00:19:45,406 --> 00:19:46,139 Yeah, yeah. 814 00:19:46,140 --> 00:19:47,507 Unlimited minutes? 815 00:19:47,508 --> 00:19:48,841 While you're talking to him, 816 00:19:48,842 --> 00:19:49,943 can you go sit on his lap? 817 00:19:52,913 --> 00:19:56,048 No, you don't want a new one? 818 00:19:56,049 --> 00:19:57,650 Yeah. 819 00:19:57,651 --> 00:19:58,386 I don't either. 820 00:19:58,387 --> 00:19:59,487 I mean, I'm good with it. 821 00:20:01,121 --> 00:20:01,422 Yeah. 822 00:20:01,422 --> 00:20:02,290 When is, uh... when's your 823 00:20:02,291 --> 00:20:04,524 contract up? 824 00:20:04,525 --> 00:20:05,326 Two years. 825 00:20:05,327 --> 00:20:06,526 He's not making 826 00:20:06,527 --> 00:20:06,994 any face! 827 00:20:06,994 --> 00:20:07,994 What?! 828 00:20:08,729 --> 00:20:09,729 That's amazing, man. 829 00:20:09,730 --> 00:20:10,798 That's absolutely amazing. 830 00:20:11,665 --> 00:20:12,899 What the 831 00:20:12,900 --> 00:20:13,667 oh, my god. 832 00:20:13,667 --> 00:20:14,435 So, that's why I switched to 833 00:20:14,435 --> 00:20:15,435 verizon. 834 00:20:17,505 --> 00:20:19,238 What was that guy thinking? 835 00:20:19,239 --> 00:20:20,239 He didn't break for a moment. 836 00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:21,208 That guy... I've spent more 837 00:20:21,208 --> 00:20:22,109 time thinking about that guy, 838 00:20:22,142 --> 00:20:24,043 because what has he seen? 839 00:20:24,044 --> 00:20:24,612 You're right. 840 00:20:24,612 --> 00:20:25,579 He's been through some stuff. 841 00:20:25,580 --> 00:20:26,679 I had a better conversation with 842 00:20:26,680 --> 00:20:27,714 him while I was scratching my 843 00:20:27,715 --> 00:20:28,995 ass than I've ever had with him. 844 00:20:31,319 --> 00:20:32,019 Well, that was fun. 845 00:20:32,019 --> 00:20:32,620 That was great. 846 00:20:32,620 --> 00:20:33,321 That was something. 847 00:20:33,321 --> 00:20:34,054 It was a great time. 848 00:20:34,055 --> 00:20:35,154 Thank you very much for joining 849 00:20:35,155 --> 00:20:36,356 us on these UN-aired clips of 850 00:20:36,357 --> 00:20:37,257 "impractical jokers." 851 00:20:37,257 --> 00:20:37,691 Yes. 852 00:20:37,691 --> 00:20:38,659 So, say goodnight, sal. 853 00:20:38,660 --> 00:20:41,362 Goodnight, sal!